The truth is a vast thing. I see that now, just how much truth there is. Where would we even begin? The truth is you are not very smart. In fact, you’re only the 43rd smartest person in this building. [That’s based on what?] Every standardized test you ever took averaged together, not including your medical boards, which you cheated on. The truth is you smoke an average of nine cigarettes a week in the parking lot when you think no one’s looking. The truth is that you visit a massage parlor once or twice a month, that you pay for it with crisp $100 bills that you get out of the cash machine at the 7-Eleven across the street. The truth is that you fantasize on online forums about having sex with some of your patients, though not me… yet. I guess I’m not your type. The truth is, God is 11 years old, that she was born on New Year’s day, 2002, in Manhattan. The truth is that she’s chosen me, and I don’t know why yet, that for the first time in my life… I’m a little scared about what’s gonna happen. The truth is, I’m stuck here for now, and the only dialogue you need to be worried about is between me and her, which is why you might want to give me my phone back. Because I’m having an argument. Would you like to know the truth, doctor? About what we’re arguing over? Whether or not I’m gonna kill you.

stubbornandsolo:

Just an overdue checkup from the doctor.

stubbornandsolo:

Just an overdue checkup from the doctor.

what is this sleep you speak of??? ive never heard of it. so the chart thing clearly seems like the wisest decision here, yknow, by process of elimination and all…..
Apparently I do know what sleep is, here I am, 24 hours or something later. (Well, I slept for 8 hours, I would be dead by now with 24 hours of sleep) It’s not like I actually have a lot of people to eliminate [laughs] [cries]. IT’S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
DALMATIANS ARE SUPER IMPORTANT OK BYE
BUT THE RESPONSIBILITY dogs are a lot of work, can I do it? We just don’t know. Meanwhile I’m just going to stay here staring at cute photos for half an hour.

(i may jack this for later if you dont mind as well) (also am sagittarius HAVE FUN W THAT)
I don’t mind at all, please go ahead. I should start a chart, that is the wisest decision i could make.
i’m gonna do this later and lie and say you tagged me. p.s., aquarius checking in, tauruses are cool, peace.
I would have tagged you!! No need to lie, from now on you are tagged.
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